I Reincarnated Into a Vending Machine

This story is based on the theme that you got on "Subjects you want to anthropomorphize" solicited in the plan for buyers as a commemorative book.

Since it is a small episode of one talk completion, please take a break to the extent of it.

Good Morning Honey, it's fine weather today.

The young people 's frenzy voice to the sun' s sunshine.

We can not move from here, but I feel happy because you are always next to each other. I'm gonna keep you.

"Chiette, something affordable not to do"

Gee

Where are you going Honey!　Follow such a man ...Honey back. I was totally at ease with fear of being cheating.

If you follow the violent who is doing the job of hunting Monster with such a crucial hunter, that 's right.

"Everyone, get ready and go hunting"

Gee

Wow Ah, it is not Honey!　This is not my intention, I just forced him to push my body and be separated from you.

I'm home. You know, I came back soon. Both you and me are one and the same one. Because there is such a thing that can not be done no matter which one is gone.

"Staff!　I do not like building this door. But when opening it's heavy.

Hey, hey, Osan!　Do not shake me with such dirty hands and shake it!

Wash your hands when you come back from the outside is common sense!

Hurry, it's odor!

A touch on my honey do!

"Do not be frustrated by Geeky, this boring door"

Do not be afraid, I do not think you can just go against the door. Eaten, after opening up to the last minute, close fast!

"Hush!　Hey, this door has moved to your own way! "

"I do not think so. I will pour oil, so please go ahead. "

The usual staff came over. On the staff here at best decent cute and lovely woman.

The face looks smart with a baby face Looking at 15, it seems to be six years old, but actually it seems to be twenty eight years old. You must fear the other world.

"What's wrong. A complaint was suddenly increased from about a month ago, but there is nothing wrong with the door. I wonder if the hinge is getting loose for a while "

I might be excited if I was a living body to gently rub the whole body, but Nani also lost I have no sexual excitement.

"The door on here is no problem"

My boyfriend who cuddles next to me, Hidako on the left door is obedient and straightforward.

Always always disgusting things quietly say a word without complaining, just being happy with me ......There is nothing to say, but that hot feeling comes to me.

"Everyone uses them roughly, so it may be that the hinges have shifted. I have to call a craftsman to see it this time. "

As the head was tilted, a stupid child's face staff went back to the room.

I wonder if Monster will be asked to overthrow the counter and sell the collected goods today.

If the sun rises a little more, the hunters come from next to next, and I will be shaken again.

It is about time to get rid of reality evacuation of the daily routine, romantic care with the door on the left side. He does not talk at all and does not show any reaction, so it's not fun!

Ha ha, ah, how will you be reborn as a door to another world ....

Too much Tsukkomi was too much and it was too polished to escape from reality, but it would be okay to become sane.

First of all, there is a different world. Because the game he was engrossed during his school days is similar to the view of the world, I have set a different world without permission, but I think there is no mistake.

There are people who give fire and water from hands, and cats and dogs and armored clothes and armor are speaking the words with bipedal walking, so they are not Japan or the earth.

With more freaky enough, alone in the world of rough who earn money by defeating the Monster, which I become a Hunter Association entrance door's.

Anyway it is a door of a woman's bath in a public bathhouse, a door of a girls' toilet ... ....Is this a pervert? More wanted facilities of the other door.

This seems to be a place close to the sea, there are times when you can see the sea at the edge of sight when you open outdoors.

Basically I see only the hall of the Hunter Association first floor and the front view, so there is nothing interesting.

The door I was reborn for some reason is unusual, it is the right side of two wasteful thick short door at the height of the waist which I saw in Western play.

I have doubts every day what this meaning is for this door. You do not have to do anything but rain breeze. Even from the outside it does not stand as a role of crime prevention. It will be about better than nothing.

I do not feel motivated as a door because I do not feel its existential existence, recent hobbies are about delusion and human observation.

I think that the level of civilization is hundreds of years ago of the world that I was in, but since there is a mysterious power like magic, I get impressed with everything.

There are also people who are dressed not to be dressed in contemporary Japan, but also a lot of people are hanging around in a simple dress.

There seems to be no machine, but there is a magical item called a magic tool which is as convenient as. It would lose a place profoundly noiced. I'm a door.

Honestly, it's a matter of anything, whether it's a different world, it's a door.

I have to repeat opening and closing here, so it is not even possible to have an adventure that tends to be in a different world. Once you put in a spirit you can open and close the door by yourself, but whatever you do with this alone.

"Hey, this request is not a fake lie, what do you do!"

Ohhhhhhh, it must be painful!

A rough girl who caught my body with a shouting voice and opened the door roughly appeared.

This is a hunter famous for being hated.

Height is light and crosses over 2 meters, from sideburns to chin whiskers are connected. His hair looks like a beastman with an impasse and it seems to be an ordinary human Osassan, in that.

It is a kuz hunter who is trying to rub off its responsibilities to his staff even when he is unhappy.

Every time I do not get tired of kicking me out, I will show things to the eyes today.

I immediately assaulted the crotch after seeing the timing without going back.

"Somehow said, Giga aaa!"

Even a mass of muscle can not be tempted there. Ou, it's crazy.

It is a direct attack where the big guy lifted his face, opening the door again to the limit!

"Blowjob"

It is a stroke of remembrance. I hold down my face holding down my face.

"Dumb I guess. It hurts me at the door I pushed. "

"Baka at -"

"There is not much goofy, too,"

It was a big man who had been agitated by pain, but he seemed to hear a crying voice from the surroundings, jumping out as if to flee and escape.

You can do it if you do it, I am.

It was an act of leaving it to anger but I knew that it could be done just by opening and closing the door, and this new life ....I feel like enjoying the door.

「扉壊れてないかしら」

Officials with a baby face rushed over to me and checked every corner of the body. And when I confirmed that nothing was broken, I breathed a relief and gently wiped the place where I was kicked by a clean cloth.

Sorry, Hidako. I can not do it with the sluggish and radical darkness, I will get along with this baby face staff!

From today I'm going to be a gatekeeper to eliminate those who trouble staff here!

I will protect myself whatever awkward enemies are protecting!

"Hmm, this is hot here as well"

外から渋い声がしたかと思ったら、俺の体に影が落ちた。 I was staring at her and I was not noticed, but was someone coming up just right behind the door?

When I turned my eyes to see who it was - there was a huge bear.

Although he is a bipedal bear, she wears a long coat and covers her hat. Even though it is a bear, its face feels intelligent, it's a handsome bear hesitate.

「これは清流の会長、どのようなご用件で」

She is rushing in a panic. Is the president the same as the chairman of the Hunter Association, which only the child sees?

I thought that president of the Hunter Association was a comfortable work because that was the chairman, but this bear seems to be excellent as I see it.

"There is consultation with Dog Iwasan chairman"

"I think that the president is now out of seats and will come back before noon."

Dog Iwasan is the nickname of the president who can only be seen by that child. Even listening again is a strange name.

My child president is not restless, so I have not hesitate to hunter association all day. Today I went somewhere in the morning.

I just come back to come back in the morning hungry, eat.

"I'm going to visit the village"

Although I was saying, I just went to play.

"Well, I do not mind letting you wait."

"Yes, I will show you around,"

She is taking a bear upstairs to the second floor, but the sight is like a keeper who guides a bear to a cage. A uniform shade uniform appeared as work clothes.

The child president came home from that and tried to escape as soon as he knew that there was a waiting bear, but he was caught and carried by a bear who was walking around behind the scenes.

It comes to mind that it is eaten by being brought to the nest, but that bear is fine as it is smart.

But what is it? I have not understood the thing of this world nor the matter of the Hunter Association because I am still a long way since I woke up here.

Adventurer Guild in games and novels like place, it's about perception.

To be honest, I can not do anything about knowing the world view, so it is more important to know personal information of frequently used hunters and gentle officials.

"You are the first person. Welcome to the Dog Iwashiyama hierarchy. Would you like to confirm your name and occupation? "

Staff today correspond with a friendly smile and courteous tone.

Well healed. What is good only becoming a door is that you can see her almost every day.

So, on my day off, my tension falls steadily and the door opening and closing becomes heavier.

Today is my job to look at the officials who work hard from the morning.

I do not want to do anything especially because it is about a bearded hunter to do stupid things in a place I'm enthusiastic about doing a gatekeeper. So, even if you observe it gently it will not have any problems.

"Fuh, I was busy today,"

Evening, the officials are carrying signs in front of the Hunter Association that has exceeded business hours. Today, hunters came running late, so I corresponded to it and became late than usual.

That signboard probably wrote even "business closed". Today too thanks for your hard work.

It disappears at the end of the door behind from returning to the hall. Since that is becoming a changing room for officials, she will also change clothes and go home.

It will be sad from night to morning, but comfort yourself if you are happy when you meet you because you have time to wait.

The emotion for her is not love but a longing. I'm not as doors and man's love affair with the idiots. Supporting while shadowing the existence of admiration not reachable ... ...I can understand fan psychology who is chasing the idol now.

When I was thinking such a foolish thing, the sound that stepped the sand got slightly.

It's already out of business hours. Now the staff are in the process of changing clothes, so here we go!

But who were the Crouching on the Wall beside the door come in front of the door. Round bulk that I was beaten ago the beard Hunter?

What are you doing In such a place. I try to clarify my ears, I mute something.

"Damn, let me shame. Jerks, irritating.

It seems to be pretty drunk, is there any drink in the barrel holding that one?

C'mon, do not vomit or be like that in such a place. From that point, I will smell so far, so please forgive me.

It is a nuisance that there is olfaction in the habit of the door. Ouns of hunters do not take a bath for days and sweat it, so it is awful stench.

While worried, I was watching the beard, I began swaying the contents of the keg in my hand against the wall.

What are you thinking about the hunter association wall ......Oh, what's this smell. It is not alcohol, is this oil? What?

What are you doing on this beard, spread the oil on the wall of the Hunter Association - Are you planning to fire it!

Come on, wait a minute please wait!

I'm a door It 's impossible to get away even if it' s a fire, and now there are officers inside.

I have to stop killing the guy somehow!

What can do to me in the door. Mind you, is there anything you can do for the door?

声は出ない。 I have no legs or hands. There is nothing we can do except opening and closing the door ... .../(conj) if it's the case/(P)/

"What's going on, the door is Geeeeeey. Wonder if the wind is strong today so it shakes? "

I thought that it would be nice to run away with sound and movement, but I was drunk and I was getting bigger, I just saw it for a moment and it ended.

Ooooooooooo, I will increase the speed further!

"Hello, if you give a fire with this, the Hunter Association is over. You regret having made fun of me. "

I pulled out a magical instrument like a crap and a lighter that could fire. It will be over if ignited at that. Ohhhhhh, accelerate further My body!

When the hinges that can not keep up with my speed beyond the limit flies, I will blow off with that momentum - in the direction of the beard.

Eat it, hit your head with the door and regret it Attack!

"Puffing, jumping ... ....Ra

The corner of the door hits in the middle of the face and destroys the nose bone and snaps in. The man fell down on his back while scattering blood and I fell down on the ground where the oil that was being scattered got out spilled.

- Shit! - That's right, bitch! This is the power of the door!

I could feel hands if you want even the middle finger I lift up my eyes, and the red fire lit here are falling slowly.

Oh, wait a minute. What is in that falling course ......It's me!

Mage gear oil splattered on impact and it landed on my body, the bad luck fell my face also adheres to was like, my body was in flames.

Oh oh oh oh, not hot, but Red!

I can see that my body turns into charcoal from the surface. No, it will not disappear if it is as it is.

Were you just a door student who was born again as a door in a different world and burned and died?

It turns out that consciousness fade every time the body burns and collapses.

yeah/(exp) here/with this/(P)/Is it over?As a door ......- So cool. It's so cool.It is a conclusion.

I can not even scratch I tried to close my consciousness while looking at the sight that is dyed red.

"Er, Fire!　What is this man with door.　Uh, water, water! "

The last voice to hear was good with her, well, it was a satisfying door student -

"The door has become new"

"Yeah, because the front door got out and it burned"

"That's right. The door crashed into the fool who tried to fire. I couldn't have that time hunters Association was also burning seems to be. Scary Wow "

"I do not really know how the door flew to such a remote place. But the door may have protected the Hunter Association. "

"There is not no. I would like to say ... ....Do you know rumor stories recently sitting in small ears?　It seems there is a magical tool to speak with intention in the lake hierarchy of clear stream. Do not let that burning door be like that. "

- You hope. Hey, Mr. Door "

True!

I am located in a corner of a counter that is her workplace.

At that time, I was giving up that the entire body burned out, but I cut off only the center that survived, not everything burned out, and the staff made me a wooden tofa.

He protected the Hunter Association as a weapon for her self-defense. Originally it seems that it was an excellent hunter, it seems that even if she has it, even a toffer can demonstrate sufficient power.

When thinking that it was reborn as a door, it seems that it will be living as a toffee this time.

Because the door of a new life has opened, I have to live a life that is not embarrassing as a former door!